Once leaving the evil mall, we were bored and wondering why Prince Caspian wasn't finished yet. It had been an hour and a half, after all. So Sam was just wheeling me around, when suddenly and abruptly, the entire back of the chair broke off. I fell backwards and landed painfully on the street. We were so bored, we decided we had nothing better to do than fix the chair. Everyone else sat down and put the free hugs sign to good use. Sam and I decided to visit the officemax in search of a screw we could use to fix the chair. Unfortunately, we couldn't manage to get the proper one require, so we sat down in despair, ate our Subway sandwiches and asked random passerby where we could find some heavy duty glue. Eventually we got our answer in the form of an elderly lady informing us to go back to OfficeMax. So back we went. I really am not sure how this is in any way even possible but the OFFICEMAX was OUT OF GLUE. So we had to get duct tape instead.
Meanwhile...
To put their free hugs sign to good use, the other kids sat down and held up their free hugs sign. Naturally, they got free hugs in return. An adult nearby witnessed this, and decided to start freaking out. Thus, she gave them a twenty minute speech on the dangers of molestation, and quite literally dragged them halfway to the courthouse when they decided to stand up and wrench themselves from the woman's grip, give her a strong telling-to, and walk all the way back to meet us at OfficeMax. So we were back where we started. It had been three and a half hours and our friends still hadn't been released from the vice grip of Prince Caspian. So we got some candy. Sure enough, our Caspian friends, upon not finding us, left and went to their respective houses. Once this was realized, that was it. Our adventure had come to an end.
So it did.
Goodbye.
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